Mr. Gourmet Rambler – My Ideal Guy

Earlier this month, we read Bobby Brooks’ The Anatomy of a Bombshell.  It was a very sexy, serious and poignant piece about one man’s Ideal Woman.  I would now like to take a moment to share with you the qualities of my Ideal Guy.

My Guy is first and foremost funny.  Laughter is the best medicine and I would like to be the healthiest person alive.  I want to spend my days laughing until my sides hurt.  I’d like my life to have the laughter soundtrack of a really good sitcom.  Because, let’s face it, frown wrinkles are not sexy.

My Guy has a great appetite.  I love to cook and I have to be able to express myself through food.  I have been cooking for one for a very long time and when I find The One, I would love to be able to show off my skills.  And he must appreciate my kitchen prowess.  By chowing down.

My Guy is a great provider.  He goes to work every day and comes home with a sense of accomplishment.  His perseverance allows me to feel safe and secure in our life.  Together, we build our future.  Because slow and steady wins the race?

Hmmmmm… My Ideal Guy starts looking more and more like Kevin James.

Kevin James as King of Queens (Photo from www.kingofqueens.ch)

It isn’t always Prince Charming.  Sometimes it’s The King of Queens.  Just sayin’.

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