I turn 34 this weekend. I’m at that age when people begin to wonder if I’ll ever get married. The only reason no one thinks I’m gay is because I have a girlfriend.
Aging Young Man Checks His Biological Pocket Watch (Photo from www.mdjunction.com)
Cynics Corner: Gay Marriage & Hysterectomies
May 17, 2013 By Leave a Comment
There are some opponents to marriage equality who say that gay marriage is wrong because homosexuals cannot procreate. Using this reasoning means that women who have had hysterectomies must divorce their husbands.
Gay Marriage (Photo from www.msmagazine.com)
Cynics Corner: Mother’s Day
May 10, 2013 By Leave a Comment
I love my mom. She’s smart and funny and I enjoy spending time with her. That’s not unlike the qualities I enjoy in my girlfriend, which is off-putting…
David & His Mom (Photo from David facebook)
Cynics Corner: Divorce – All My Fault!
May 3, 2013 By Leave a Comment
My parents have always been honest with me. As a boy, when our cat Smokey died, they didn’t feed me a line about him going to some farm. They told me he was dead. When I asked them where babies come from, they told me about sex.
Divorce (Photo from www.lifegoesstrong.com)
Cynics Corner: Successful Man
March 15, 2013 By Leave a Comment
Behind every successful man there stands a woman who leaves him the hell alone.
Successful Man (Photo from www.fineartamerica.com)
Cynics Corner: My Dad’s Second Marriage
March 1, 2013 By Leave a Comment
My father was married last weekend. It was his second marriage and it made me realize something. My father has always been there for me and my brothers. He has always set a good example for us and taught us to be moderately successful moderate gentlemen.
My Dad’s Second Marriage (Photo from www.septembersbride.com)
Cynic’s Corner: Romeo and Juliet
February 15, 2013 By Leave a Comment
I’ll never understand why Romeo and Juliet is considered such a wonderfully romantic love story. Because the truth is that it’s a terrible, terrible story.
Romeo and Juliet: Love or Lunacy? Photo courtesy of www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com
Cynics Corner: Happy F-ing Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2013 By Leave a Comment
Love is a lot like cancer. It comes when you least expect it. When it leaves, it is slow and painful. And sometimes… sometimes it just kills you.
Cynics Corner ~ Happy F-ing Valentine’s Day (Photo from www.favim.com)
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Cynics Corner: Both Ends of Relationship
February 8, 2013 By Leave a Comment
My mother is a wedding planner. My father is a divorce attorney. They saved a boatload of money on both ends of their relationship.
Divorce Attorney & Wedding Planner (Photo from www.guardian.co.uk)
Smart people, my parents.
Cynics Corner: Groom ~ A Real Happy Idiot
January 18, 2013 By Leave a Comment
In a wedding ceremony, the groom is a clueless dog. He thinks he’s off to the park for ice cream – tail wagging, tongue flapping. A real happy idiot.
Happy Idiot Groom (Photo from PhoenixFeather Photo)
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