Her: If you’re getting up early, don’t wake me up, okay?
Me: If I’m getting up at all, don’t be here, okay?
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I love being married.
It’s so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner
Google is a clever little company. One day, I’m sure it’ll be a big player on the world wide web. It does great, fun things with its logo for various holidays and events and I regularly enjoy its work. But today is not one of those days. There’s a big problem with Google’s Valentine’s Day video.
Marie came out of nowhere. She was just some artsy girl I knew and we were friendly. The fact that she was the prettiest girl I’d ever been friendly with didn’t matter. Because the little crush I had on Marie was harmless, more flirtatious and amusing than anything else.
Our younger siblings were the same age and in the late spring we both ended up in the back of the junior high school gymnasium patiently waiting for their band concert to be over with. We laughed at our collective misery, which quickly made the hour-long, out of key performance, far too short.
Saint Valentine. A man jailed, beaten and beheaded because he was a Roman priest marrying Christians, which was illegal. My word! I hate to think what would have happened if Saint V. tried to marry the gays. Make him Pope?
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I only want to be loved without the worry that one day it will surprisingly just end. So I bought a dog. I figure this way, I know without question that I’ve got 13 years before it dies and I’m alone again.
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