I’m quick to blame myself for just about anything.  In fact, I’m near certain I had something to do with the JFK assassination.  But because of this, I’m an incredible boyfriend because she is always right.

Word! (Photo by Torley)

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St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago might as well be renamed, “Public Sex is OK When the River is Green Day.”  Or, more simply, “PSOWRGD.”  Some people find the bedroom the ideal place for romance, but as we learn in the following essay, that’s not always true.

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Making Out in Bars
Making out.  It’s one of the most fun and useful ways to spend time.  There’s an art to doing it well.  And there’s a foul kind of honor when it’s done with strangers at a bar.  This sort of activity results in high fives from your buddies and scoffs of disgust from your gal pals.  A make out session in a bar is a result of two things;  passion and drunkenness.  They often work together but there are times when the lip service is simply a result of the hooch spanking your libido.  Here are stories about both.

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Her:  If you’re getting up early, don’t wake me up, okay?

Me:  If I’m getting up at all, don’t be here, okay?

Get to Gettin'!!! (Photo from www.comet.cls.yale.edu)

Chris Brown is an idiot.  You never hit a woman.

It’s much better to leave emotional bruises.  That’s something both of you can do as a couple.

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When you know, you know.  And the moment I saw you I knew… we were going to break up.

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