Cynics Corner: Counting Sheep

When I have trouble sleeping, I don’t count sheep. I count the women I’ve slept with.

Counting Sheep (Photo from For Your Eyes Only)

Besides, I’d be a terrible herder. I’m always losing track of those women.

Written by Himmel Ink

David Himmel is Principal of the creative firm Himmel, Ink and concurrently serves as Managing Editor of Chicago Health magazine. He has written and produced several comedic plays, which have shown on various Chicago stages. His first book, A Camp Story, was published in May 2012.

David is author of Friday’s CYNICS CORNER on theBrideScoop where he opines on relationship craziness.

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