Cynics Corner: To Live Alone or Not To Live Alone

Sometimes I just want to get drunk and come home to warm cleavage and open arms. Nothing overtly sexual, nothing weepy or romantic, but something comfortable and kind.

Warm Cleavage Awaits! (Photo from www.paranoiastrikesdeep.blogspot.com)

Then I realize soon enough I’m picking up an extra tab, I have to get permission to drink on a Wednesday and someone in my bed farted…

And it wasn’t me.

Written by Himmel Ink

David Himmel is Principal of the creative firm Himmel, Ink and concurrently serves as Managing Editor of Chicago Health magazine. He has written and produced several comedic plays, which have shown on various Chicago stages. His first book, A Camp Story, was published in May 2012.

David is author of Friday’s CYNICS CORNER on theBrideScoop where he opines on relationship craziness.

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