Some men enjoy having a stewardess plump up their pillow,
or put a meal on their lap, or fetch them a drink.
I’ve always been able to plump up my own pillow,
make a sandwich, and get my own drink.
If I want a woman to whom I have not been introduced
to fetch me drinks or plump my pillow,
I’ll go to a joint in Cicero.
~ Mike Royko